Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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