puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.