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(917): View more from New York City

new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms

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(478): View more from Georgia

tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid

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(315): View more from New York

He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place

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(618): View more from Illinois

he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns

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(310): View more from California

...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."

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(518): View more from New York

I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."

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(206): View more from Washington

I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.

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