**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
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