is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
These tits shall not be calmed
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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