You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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