I want to stick my p in your. b.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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