so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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