Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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