idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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