i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
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Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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