Cold hands, warm shart.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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