S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I did not marry a roomba.
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