Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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