Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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