I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
