love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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