so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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