I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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