Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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