her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
