Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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