I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
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SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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