i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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