We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
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Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize