Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
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I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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