kristin has been a bad kristin
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
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i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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