He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
and you fell through a lawn chair
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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