i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Randomize
