do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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