to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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