I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
You can't just leave with hair like that
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Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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