There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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