Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
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dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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