just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I can't turn off my feet"
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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