ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
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