do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I have post one night stand depression
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