i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
Randomize