I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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