Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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