I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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