I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I haven't been this sober since birth.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
