But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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