Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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