sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I need a burrito and a hug.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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