Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
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He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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