My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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