i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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