just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
i am craving dick and cupcakes
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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