i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
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You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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