so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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