My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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