with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Can I color on your dick again?
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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