O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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