OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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